Okay, now that I have your attention, I know you’re wondering what do Barack Obama, electric cars and Little Red Riding Hood have to do with one another?
Well, Barack Obama wants all of us to drive electric cars, right?
Little Red Riding Hood was going to Grandma’s house, right?
How are we … all of us driving Barack’s electric cars … going to get to Grandma’s House … if she happens to live more than 60 or 100 miles away … and get back in the same day so we can go to work tomorrow … considering we go to Grandma’s on Sunday and it takes 8 to 10 hours to recharge our nifty electric cars … and we still have a job to go back to on Monday?
The reason I’m asking is because one of my grandmothers lived about 100 miles to the south … and the other lived about 100 miles to the east. So, the “hypothetical” isn’t really hypothetical but based on an actual case in point.
Contrary to popular belief, at least those espoused by people like Ward Churchill, all Southerners aren’t the results of inbreeding for generations within the confines of a single county’s boundaries. Some have actually attended a college or two and may have, heaven forbid, actually married someone from college … or … another state, or even from a large metropolitan city like … Atlanta … or even someone from Florida. Everyone with an ounce of sense knows that Florida has been inundated for years by retired union employees from up North and rich Yankees. Maybe those are the groups that Churchill keeps referring to. If that’s the case, Churchill’s rantings actually make a little sense.
Well, back to the point …
How are all of us going to get beyond the restriction of the 30 to 50 mile radius of electric cars?
Fortunately for Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma only lived a short walk through the forest inhabited by the Big Bad Wolf. Maybe Señor Obama is secretly investing in Nike or Adidas … you know … hiking or jogging shoes. No … that couldn’t be it, because according to his financial information released for his presidential campaign he didn’t have a retirement plan or 401(k) and his current economic flailings aren’t consistent with anyone who gives a rat’s ass about the stock market … or any market for that matter. Well, maybe his buddy, George Soros, is investing in Nike or Adidas … you know … the hedge fund guru he went to see in New York two weeks before he announced his candidacy.
George Soros … the Big Bad Wolf … an interesting analogy. So what does that make Barack Obama … the Wolf’s pimp? Just a thought …
I wonder if I should change the title … you know … “Barack Obama, Electric Cars, Little Red Riding Hood and George Soros, the Big bad Wolf” … or … delete Obama’s name and put “The Pimp” in its place.
Did I just have a “fugue” … or a session of “free association”?
I think I’ll end on that.
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